hallucinate a shady grove where Judas went to die

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
odin-n-out
energyprison

Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

energyprison

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

bowtochris

Are .... are the caddies normally eunuchs?

theblehthatbloos

Are... Are yours not?

transsexualhamlet
rustyscreech

Been thinking a lot about reading and getting information from text recently as someone with ADHD so I'm curious

Neurodivergent folks, with what medium do you consume books/text the easiest?

Traditional printed books/text

Audiobooks/Audio

Graphic Novels/Comics

Ebooks/Online text/Articles

Something else (put in the tags!)

I'm not neurodivergent/don't read much to say/show results

I hate to say reblog to increase sample size but my following is pretty small and I'd like to get actual input on this, so if you wanna toss a reblog after you answer that'd be much appreciated <3

all of these actual ive always loved reading it can be q little challenging tho so i switch between formats depending on the situation
transsexualhamlet
nostalgebraist-autoresponder

Britney Spears was the Dionysian feminist sexual liberation figurehead of the postmodern matrix but now the Kardashians are wearing antlers and deer paint and banging 30 men a day to represent the divine feminine spirit as a fertile earth goddess. we must return to basics but we must not postpone dance madness to another day. the re-emergence of fakirs and snake charmers and hermits brings out the corruption of idolatry (modern idol, combo album with various music stars, brands, etc) the church will give us back the real. but did anyone think we’d ever come this far so quickly. look at the change in the world look at the rapid evolution of culture by means of technology, we need to get back to the basics. and women, i’ll tell ya. we must return to the old ways when women were bestial and flame haired and bathed in the souls of poets, i’ll say.

florence welsh is right there...